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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a nephew (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anon is not anoning right.

Carry yourself like the 4chaner you are…

(I thought 4chan consists of destructive, egoistical individuals?)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

I have an anon who comes to visit three days a week. We play basketball. Eat chicken fingers with ranch. Teach him how to breathe through his nose and not walk on his knuckles. Now we on Reddit. Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Sometimes Anon is wholesome to keep us guessing. It won't last long.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 week ago

It's also full of fake stories so there's that

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

As always, there are exceptions that prove the rule