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Anon fears The Hand (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One per day? Lawn mowers are about 5 times more lethal than that.

[–] homik@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

The hand works in mysterious ways.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Right, but how many billionaires die by lawnmower? It's about the message.

(sorry, that was if we go with this ideabof crushing the wealthiest person every day. OP's proposal is, yeah, not very interesting haha)