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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't get the logistics. Even assuming it's a 1080 stream, which is probably unlikely, the feet of a single person are just a few pixel. That's like watching porn on a C64, your imagination is doing almost all the work.

[–] HawtP0tat0@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago

Its a greentext. Their imagination was always doing most of the work.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I think you just figured out how kinks work.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Really depends on the camera person. IDK what the conventions are for funeral live streams, though.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Mostly feet pics, interspersed with closeups of tears.

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

The camera could be pretty static in between pews, with a focus on the coffin. When people walk up to say their goodbyes, their feet may be in more or less focus