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[โ€“] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the size isn't that big if its index can crush one person and nothing else around, so you're in luck if you see it once in your lifetime I think

Does it pick one person randomly on the planet then travel there in one day? Then you'd probably see it a few times moving from person to person. Especially in high population areas. It would be a fairly common sight traveling between China and India. It would definitely be unusual to witness a crushing or to know anyone who was crushed.