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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I like pain, but this is next level bullshit. My lower half is a witch's cauldron, my head HURTS!

I AM THE WHINGE QUEEN, GENUFLECT AND BESTOW UPON HER YOUR OFFERINGS OF PAINKILLERS

[โ€“] CadMunt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Those vajayjays sure seem to give some owners trouble. Best wishes for your pelvic comfort.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Hehe it's such a great name for it

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine there's a gif here of Lisa Simpson claiming she's the Lizard Queen

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I've got it on a tshirt, one of my favourites lol

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Too late now, but a stinking hot curry about three days before seemed to help with the lower awfulness. I got this idea from a highly non medical book, YMMV