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[โ€“] FE80@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

getting nude was for things like... bathing dogs

Eh?

[โ€“] teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

So you don't get soapy dog water on your clothes. Rinse yourself off as well as the dog, and save yourself the need to change clothes, or be really careful while washing to stay dry.

Depends on the dog, of course.