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[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This has to be satire, it has to be.

Even an alien trying to blend in with humans wouldn't write like this.

Also, learn how to properly format quotation marks, you silly goose.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just looked up her LinkedIn profile, and it appears to be 100% not satire

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I can't 😭😭😭😭😭

There's only one explanation that makes sense. Their child is a chatbot.