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Same thing at the Goodyear factory! The rule was, you can eat as many tires as you want as long as you get your work done, but the whole place smelled so much like melted rubber that hardly anyone took advantage of it.
There was a variation of this rule at Willy Wonka's factory. You could eat whatever you wanted, but then you had to eat as much as Willy wanted you to eat.