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Are we sure America is a developed nation? (discuss.online)

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/22/indiana-residents-11th-day-without-power

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[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey guys. You can stop it. But it’s not gonna be by asking nicely. (Or asking in a stern voice either)

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Jim Halpert: [after he's been given a demerit] Like, what does a demerit mean?

Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.

Jim Halpert: Lay it on me.

Dwight Schrute: Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.

Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious.

Dwight Schrute: Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim Halpert: Which would be me.

Dwight Schrute: That is correct.

Jim Halpert: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dis-adulation.

Dwight Schrute: What's a dis... What's that?

Jim Halpert: Oh, you don't want to know.