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Wear tall boots if you're hiking in rattlesnake territory
that's when they go for the balls
Tall boots and a cod piece it is then.
Just tall boots and a codpiece, if you’re feeling confident
The gun is good!
The penis is evil!
This fucking dude ~~became~~was James Bond.
This is post James Bond
Exactly. Never go without your gun!
What?
You're right, arousing them is the way to go.
Wear tall boots while hiking regardless. Ankle support is important when you don't have the infrastructure to make it easy to get to you.
Except, naw, Crocks.
You deserve to be flogged and then bit!