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The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3285/
Depends on what part of New England you’re from, according to that map
Indeed! And a lot of things which are NOT new England are in it.