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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hope he dies of dick cancer.

[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

After trying to treat it like Jobs did.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

RFK Jr voice: I just wanted to taste the raccoon penis. I didn't intend to eat enough to get cancer from it

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Knowing musk instead of a fruit diet like Jobs, he'd probably try fucking a cantaloupe to cure his cancer.

I hope it hollowsnhim out from the inside and he has to pour all of his money into experimental medical research only to have everyone around him funnel his money to their own projects instead while he is wheeled around like helper from venture brothers.