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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] Rappe@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Now I'm sitting here wishing I had rifling in my barrel so the pee would come out spiraling like those nozzles on some power washers.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but the individual particles in the stream are going to follow a ballistic, not spiralling trajectory. I think the spiral nozzles have to rotate; they can't just be rifled.

[–] Rappe@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

I think they have a ball bearing on a groove, so the water pressure rolls it around in a spiral.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I want my dick to work like one of those tshk-tshk-tshk sprinklers

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Based in exp if wager you do not

[–] Rappe@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

That sounds like post sex pee meets prostate problems.

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A long time ago I read somewhere that the human penis is indeed rifled.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's wrong. The stream twists because of the shape of the urethral opening.

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I don't think it's a twist so much as an oscillation

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 days ago

No, rifling is spiraling internal grooves. The urine stream twist happens because of the opening shape and water's surface tension.