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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've definitely seen public bathrooms where the previous occupant may have been utilising this technique

[–] tankfox@bookwyr.me 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Laminar flow means exceptionally smooth and directional without any turbulence or spray, so this would make sense if you visited a bathroom that was spotlessly clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Hyc3MRKno

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Doesn't matter how smooth the piss flows, when it's coming out the torso it ain't hitting the toilet

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are doing a great job at showing everyone you have no idea what you're talking about. What you replied to says there wouldn't be any splatter etc.

This post very single reply you've made here has only ticked more boxes on the list of showing your idiocy, ignorance and inability to understand basic concepts.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Don't let me stop you from having perfect piss aim by performing keyhole surgery on your abdomen