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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

I wonder how they calculate this 'woke score'...

Add 10% for every black or hispanic character, with 10x multiplier if they're the main character. Add 5% for every asian or other minority character, with 10x multiplier if they're the main character. Add 2% for every female character who doesn't show her tits, 10x multiplier if she speaks to another woman about something other than a man, additional 10x multiplier if she's the main character. Add 100% for any LGBT+ character whatsoever. Add 15% if two women kiss. Add 100% if two men kiss. And, finally, if necessary, round down to 100%. Any score above 80% means you should boycott it by buying 5 copies and then performatively burning them for a Facebook post.