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[–] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

My buddy was banned from all Six Flags for life for punching a FrightFest worker in the face when the guy snuck up behind him and screamed in his ear.

Every year he gets a letter at the beginning of fall reminding him that he isn't welcome.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd frame one of those letters and hang it up in the wall if I was him

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Write back a letter of appeal each time. It should only read, "I'd do it again."

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I know what you're doing, and it won't work on me. You might desensitize everyone else in this country to the undead prowling the streets, but when the zombie apocalypse that must be your endgame inevitably does occur, there is at least one american who won't walk willingly to his doom as if it's all just some form of silly entertainment!"

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Could you imagine the zombie apocalypse starting on Halloween???

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