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Anon institutes the draft (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

There is a ride called drop zone at the local theme park. When I was a kid, we'd win prizes in the arcade next to it, and often I'd get a parachute man and put him on my knee and watch him fall like 10 stories. No hamsters were murdered in my childhood parachute man antics though..