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Anon orders a martini (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] leftascenter@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago

Martinis are normally stirred.

Except... Vodka martini made with potato vodka which is more oily and was the one widely available when Flemming wrote Bond. So you need to shake it for the mix to work properly.