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Anon orders a martini (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes it does... That's called Dilution.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're going to drink the entire drink, dilution would only make you less drunk if you were going to drink a fixed volume

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub -1 points 3 days ago

This is like calories in, calories out and in the real world context matters.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

One could argue that most people don’t eat the ice, so if it melted they might have another sip or two before ordering another. Could possibly make the difference of a drink or two over the night.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No, that’s not how it works.

If you have 1.5oz of vodka mixed with 3oz of water 94 6oz of water, it makes no difference. You’re still drinking 1.5oz of vodka.