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[โ€“] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Years ago, a friend of mine once had: "Seeking partner skilled in armed combat for the coming apocalypse. Must not be averse to cannibalism" as their bio.

Got 'em a couple DMs I think

[โ€“] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that sounds like a fun person