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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

what next ? historically accurate Star Wars ?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I get what you're saying, but maybe that's a bad example. I actually do want them to release a historically accurate version of Star Wars... ie. the version that was released in 1977 in which Han Solo shot first and there wasn't a bunch of CGI shit all over the place.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Han Solo shot ~~first~~ only.

Han straight up ended greedo. Bug-eyed bastard never even got a shot off.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah, Greedo didn't shoot. Because Han Solo shot first. I don't think it needs to be stated that Han Solo wouldn't miss at a range that close.

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