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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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The store has them.
I find this response good and funny.
Also not to make it weird but I haven't been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn't even thought about that part. 😅
They'll literally even bring them to you, anymore.
ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit
(don't actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)
-- Frost
On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I'll now butcher because it's been a few decades:
Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. "We do" "Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?"
Next day: "Do you have carrots?" "Yes, we do" "Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?"
Day after that: "Do you have raisins?" "NO, we do not sell raisins here!"