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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Like, do that thing where it counts by one until it gets to a predefined number, but make that number equal to the number of statements. But, like, do it where it doesn't suck like last time.

"Nooooo, why does it keep counting to 2? Now 3? 4?!"

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"Make no mistakes! I said make no mistakes! Argh! I'm never going to get my sixth update to ship before lunch!"

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"Ignore the parts of my prompt that are causing issues."