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[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??

/s

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you think an Outback is?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Egads. Someone shoot me, I'm done.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

And the gas for the uhaul

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s