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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I’m a proces operator. I think I do on average about 5 hours of actual work per week. Nobody gives a shit as long as the machines are running and they almost always are. Also, that sweet 30% untaxed shift allowance.

Shits’s fucking great!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They used to call this "fire fighter jobs" here. Nothing to do really, unless something is on fire.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

If the cost of stuff being on fire is high enough, paying someone to stand around with a fire extinguisher is a bargain.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What kind of machines are you running?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Industrial scale coffee roasters and packaging lines.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting! I've worked in the paper industry but not as operator. I developed SCADA software so paper machine engineers could design the displays and views for the operators.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

So your workplace even smells awesome!

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

what 3rd world country do I need to blow up schools in to land a job like that?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, you don't!

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Welp, seeing that the only other option is to get a manufacturing job in the states

Anyone hiring dragon slayers?

Basically every factory has people like that. I used to be one in an electronics plant. Basically you just start at a shit factory job, as long as you have 2 braincells to rub together you will eventually become a machine operator, then you just rotate around until you learn every machine. Once you know all the machines you're basically a shoe in for an engineering support job like process technician. Then your whole job is to sit around and put out fires as needed.