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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tests their IQ (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Psychilicist: a psychologist that is super chill.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking a cross between a psychologist and a ventriloquist: they ask you about your mom, and then they answer for you.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

.. While their hand is up your ass

[–] protist@retrofed.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Psychlilatrist: A psychiatrist who's little

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

They don't need a full sized psychiatrist for such a small mind.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

That's not what they wrote though.