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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes a woman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gtrcoi@programming.dev 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

>be anon with no relationship experience

>see girl tweet I don't understand

>"damn those rascally foids"

>invent backstory for tweet that would validate my emotional response

Back in my day this post would be called fake and gay, not capped and spread like a venereal disease.

This is OP btw:

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Who confiscated his neck? Or are they just a human walrus.

[–] gtrcoi@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

He ordered TRT on Temu, but they sent him FEV :(