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[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.