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Anon comes up with a dating strategy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously fake, but what’s the gay angle?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I remembered they think having a girlfriend is gay because you cucked yourself by having an adult relationship with another human.

[–] VeryBlandUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There is nothing more gay than sleeping with a woman. She's had a ton of dick and cum inside her, by transitive math, your dick is touching more dick & cum than vagina, this makes it gay.

Sucking a cock however is the straightest thing you can do, that cock has seen tons of pussy, the math tells no lie, you're getting more theoretical vagina in your mouth than real cock.