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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is something an alien would do. It would perfectly fit as a scene in the Resident Alien series. And now I'm kinda disappointed it wasn't.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

"Resident Alien Series"? Is that like a spinoff/knockoff of Third Rock from the Sun?