this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
290 points (93.4% liked)
Funny
15478 readers
231 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
the one true pizza has a wheat bread crust, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni, cooked just enough to get some browning in the cheese. my autism has spoken. theres a ton of room for variation in that pizza and ive enjoyed a lot of it in my life.
you can put whatever you want on your pizza but if it strays too far from the one true pizza im not gonna eat it. you can have all the pineapple you want, but im gonna think to myself that its a waste of pizza. much worse than pineapple is barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce. that shit is disgusting and an insult to the concept of pizza.
Generally when I go for a pizza and I've never had anything at The parlor, I usually try to get some kind of specialty that they have that they might execute really well at and a sausage and pepperoni because that's the default test Pizza. If you can't do sausage and pepperoni it's unlikely you can do anything right.