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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Belongs in the category of things you know once somebody told you. I think we all have little things that nobody has ever taught us and everyone else knows.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

There are always cooking directions on the bags.