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Step 1: go to cememtary
Step 2: dig up bodies.
Step 3: collect body parts with least decomposition.
Step 4:sew body parts together
Step 5: wait for thunder storm
... What do you mean that's not what you meant?
Still more realistic than working, going home and expecting to magically connect with people.
Oh I'll be connecting people....
Last time someone tried it didn't want to be friends with the guy.
didn't work
True but he did want to be friends with that sweet young girl in the village ...