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Tarp, mirror, knife.
Tarp can be used to collect rainwater or provide shelter or both. Knife is the general, all-purpose tool that can help make other tools. Mirror is the best thing for signaling ships or planes and won't expire or have issues the way a flare gun would. If I get a fourth thing, it's rope because rope is incredibly useful.
Tarp and mirror are the bare minimum for getting rescued on a deserted island. Search and Rescue people state they're the most important when it comes to staying alive and getting found.