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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Im going to assume that "can't give it away" also means that it can't be transferred to my next of kin. Which if you squint hard enough, means as long as the elephant lives, I must be invincible, or the "can't give it away" rule is violated.

So im gonna get creative with my newfound invincibility.

I suppose I should give the elephant a nice sanctuary to extend its life.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which if you squint hard enough, means as long as the elephant lives, I must be invincible

That's an absurd amount of squinting. You can't give it away. When you're dead, that obligation is no longer in force.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More absurd than a free elephant?