Political Memes

I can't wait for Trump's executive order against photosynthesis.

"Look, nobody knows plants better than me, okay? Nobody. I have the best plants, the greenest leaves, people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, "Sir, how do your lawns look so beautiful?" It’s true.

But then you look at what the Radical Left is doing. They’re obsessed with this thing—they call it photosynthesis. Have you heard about this? Photosynthesis. It’s a disaster. A total scam. They want you to believe that the trees, the grass, even the little weeds are just sitting there, working for free, taking the beautiful, glorious sunlight—which I’ve always said is doing a fantastic job, by the way—and turning it into energy. They say it’s "green energy." You see what they're doing there? They’re using the plants to push their Green New Deal!

And the algae. Don't get me started on the algae. I call them Sleepy Algae. They’re in the lakes, they’re in the oceans—billions and billions of them, totally unregulated. They don't pay taxes, they don't buy American-made products, and they’re out there producing oxygen. Millions of gallons of oxygen every day, totally bypassing our incredible oil refineries. It’s a disgrace.

They want to replace our beautiful, clean coal with pond scum! They really do. Fake News CNN won't report it, but the plants are working with the Democrats to undermine everything we've built. We are going to stop it, folks. We’re going to bring back real, traditional American energy, and we are going to make our gardens great again!"