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[–] facow@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

We've got a super important IPO coming up. Hey world governments could you make it illegal for anyone else to build what we just built? It's super dangerous.

What no we're not worried that there's no moat and that we have to keep spending effectively infinite money forever in order to maintain our lead