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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 125 points 1 week ago (29 children)

According to Fox 4, the driver is being held in Grapevine Jail as of Tuesday afternoon, with violations including:

Having no valid boat registration.

That is both hilarious and stupid. You would have to imagine the definition of a boat would be something that floats, which the Cybertruck clearly isn't in this photo. It's also less water than the truck is rated in the owner's manual to be able to handle.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 67 points 1 week ago (22 children)

This got me thinking, you're right, how can it be a boat if it can't float?

Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.

Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it's a boat that needs to be registered, fam.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (20 children)

I've read that, and I don't think any reasonable person would consider a vehicle being driven on a lake bed to be a vessel.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's also not submerged, not entirely.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Submarines dont have to be underwater to still be submersibles.

Sailors are big fans of the boat floating when they want to get on and off the thing. The alternatives are...not so great.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even submersibles float, just underwater.

The whole thing is absurd.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Submersibles always float, even when above the water line. They retain their state as submarines regardless of where and whence they float.

Even in dry dock, where they "float" due to steel beams, they are still submarines.

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