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One more step towards humans becoming sharks, let's go for cancer resistance next
Humans can become crab. Or how we say it in german: Menschen können Krebs bekommen.
This translates to "People can get cancer"
it's a myth sharks don't get cancer.
Whales get cancer, then their cancer gets cancer, and dies from cancer. Literally too big to fail.
So that's why US-Americans are so fat, they really are smarter than the rest of us, like they have always been saying. They are trying to mimic whales so that they can make sure they never get cancer and don't have to pay a billion in medical costs. Truly 3D-chess they are playing.
Would be interested to know about this. As to the previous commenter, I saw stuff about greenlandic sharks that live to be like 600 years old or more, but they are covered with like parasite growths and stuff. But the cold is a preservative things live longer in the cold if they don't freeze.
I demand a citation
I can do you one better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AElONvi9WQ
I didnt say that, I said "resistance"