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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 59 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

They also raised him. It's not like sexual predators just appear out of nowhere.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Say what you like about Christof, at least he didn't molest Truman as a kid, leading to him becoming a sexual oredator himself."

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I know it was typo, but the mental image of a sexual orator pleased me greatly, "Four score and, how You doin'?!"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Your honor, I was nowhere near that sensual soapbox at the time"

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