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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

β€œAh my 4 YO is in the ER but I know how important this meeting is…”

And the meeting is just some dumbass monthly progress review where section heads brag about what 'they' (their team) accomplished in the last month, with at least half of it being bullshit, exaggeration, or preemptively taking credit for what they're probably totally going to do next month.

[–] parson0@startrek.website 24 points 1 day ago

It's all about quantity in corporate. Performative employees get further quicker compared to quiet ones that actually deliver quality output.