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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well on the dim side, AI companies are buying up all of the new hardware. So we either get software that is somewhat efficient or we eventually move to "computers" that are just streaming sticks we use to access a Microsoft® Copilot® 365® Windows® 12® Azure® Cloud Desktop Experience Subscription Service computer.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bring back timeshare computers!! /s

But that's their wet dream btw.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's not a wet dream, that's exactly what tech corpos are trying to do. Own nothing, rent timeshare.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

This made me physically ill.