I do Iove how assured you sound about your advice though... Now where's the nearest public halberd locker? Oh yes, next to the phone box defibrillator, next left, third right, on the high street by Woolworths.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're telling me you don't keep polearms handy all the time?

What about swords? Not even a sword? I don't know what to tell you.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I prefer to keep mobile, sidearms an essential. Not ideal for a quick enemy with a long reach attack unexpectedly on the southbound platform though. A goose army landing in the lakes & marching on the king...well that's another matter.