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Like, I've seen a bunch of people freaking out when a goose starts chasing at them, but a goose has a very strong weakness in that it's got a very long neck, and most human beings have fast hands.
I'm pretty sure that if a goose attacks you and you grab it by the neck, you win the encounter.
You get the experience points.
And you have an incredibly inexpensive Christmas dinner.
Here’s an example of what that person ends up being like:
https://youtu.be/0_-zjaXjeYY?t=14s