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Anon is stoned (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember kids, getting stoned is bad. Instead, stone billionaires with stones or boulders.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If no natural stones are available, bricks are a perfectly cromulent substitute.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

With that said "Stone is the Weapon of the Proletariat" is an awesome statue in, of all places, Moscow.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Whatever works to inflict blunt force trauma. Sticks and stones, my friend. Sticks and stones.