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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

School kids don’t have a 2.8 billion dollar personal protection program.

Which I think makes it even more poignant that people have gotten as close as they have.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly we need to spend a lot more on his personal protection program! 🫠

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's easy to get close when security lets you.

This latest is what I like to call a selected shooter. Someone who is deliberately given a chance to get close to the president so that said president can use the failed attempt for political purposes.

The selected shooter is carefully chosen from a list of people who are more angry than competent. Then a hole in security is opened in an obvious way so that the selected shooter can walk right into a trap.

The problem is, the selected shooter can go off script and post a manifesto calling Trump a pedo moments before his attempt.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Also there's lots of them. You just gotta fire wildly into a school (our national pastime) and you might hit some kids. The president is a specific guy