It is time to begin the war on sobriety

Drug users of all stripes, we must ban together and begin the war on sobriety! People must be forced to use the types of drugs we want, in the amounts we want them to take. No one should be allowed to remain sober! All must comply or face a crushing police state crack down on them and their sober communities.

Sounds ridiculous right? That's you prohibitionists. You are ugly awful people who want to control what I do with my body. And its socially acceptable! Virtuous even!

Go fuck yourselves. Fuck yourselves for the rest of your lives. Nothing lasts forever, not even your war on humanity. Fuck off fuckers!