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[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

That guy is too smart, he'd better he careful. He'll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

They wouldn't be so obvious.

They would just slowly replace all his blood with HP 952XL Magenta

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

That's an expensive way to kill someone. It'd probably be cheaper to pay for a hitman at the point.

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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