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The US has a great deal of leverage over Canada due to the US's nuclear arsenal. Canada could one-up the US by building a doomsday device. No need to even build out a bomber or missile fleet. It's so big, it doesn't matter where it's set off!
We should build a massive reservoir on the triple continental divide, fill it with enough maple syrup to flood the entire continent, and make it so sticky it counts as a chemical weapon, and pack the foundations with explosives. No one will mess with us ever again.