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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

After crushing up the penis bone into a fine powder and snorting it, Bobby discovered that no, raccoon penis bone powder does not put you into a psychedelic state. It does give you brain worms though.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

Time for a movie script.

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